Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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