what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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