Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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