im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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