apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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