i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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