Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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