I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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