woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
did i tell you guys i finally 69ād for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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