How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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