it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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