Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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