WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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