If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sry I called you an 8
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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