Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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