im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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