ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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