it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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