soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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