and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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