Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
