God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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