that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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