would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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