Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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