office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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