i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Send help, water and tortillas.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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