I think I died a long time ago.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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