Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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