S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
