i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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