I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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