then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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