i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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