community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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