A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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