the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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