I'm eating all of the evidence.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
