I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
its liver damage thursday
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