will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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