he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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