these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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