I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize