I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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