I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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