i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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