I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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