Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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