so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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