He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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