My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
