Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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