i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Randomize
