too bad you live with your parents still
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
