i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
we made out on top of his cat.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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