i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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